when you see a master post on robert pattinson, you know it’s going to be good.
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr
I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.
La vérité triste. #sexisme #féminisme #annettemessager (en Museum of Contemporary Art Australia)
i did a thing
SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN
I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and more and they hate this too LIKE WHAT THE FUCK MAN
I am a straight guy and I disagree with 99% of this post, some of those are my favorite clothes for girls to wear.
Dude you clearly missed the point of this post - we don’t give a fuck what clothing on girls you like or dislike
then why did yo go out of your way to wear all the things guys hate?
PS those articles are usually written by women.
"I’m gonna make a post proving that I care so much about what guys say about fashion that I’m gonna wear everything they allegedly hate!"
"We don’t care what guys think that’s why we made a post that shows we care about what guys think enough to get mad about it!"
If you didn’t care, you’d ignore it and move on.
"GRRR I DON’T CARE WHAT MEN THINK! THAT’S WHY I’M GOING TO GO OUT OF MY WAY TO TRY AND ANNOY THEM EVEN THOUGH THE ARTICLE IS WRITTEN BY A WOMAN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"